Beotches Night Out!

Well it was "The Other Bitch"s birthday so we blessed the newest and most hip of Houston haunts with our presence in full cocktail regalia!  We staked our spot in the center of the action and prominently displayed the cake center stage on the table.  We applied heavy lipstick and began to entertain the stream of boyz that flowed our way like a geyser in the desert!  We ordered our chilled top shelf martinis with three olives on the stem with floating ice crystals, shaken not stirred of course!  Pretty little packages glistened under the cocktail lighting and other girls in their slinky dresses made their way to join our "party" now in full swing!  Conversations turned to the men in our lives:  Stories about how they contributed to our otherwise frustrating day now melting away with each sip.  The appetizers arrived and we delicately devoured them with chopsticks on tiny plates making sure to leave room for the important calories found in the glasses with the stems that were beginning to stack up!  The fragrance of the chocolate ganache cake was wafting through our little party crowd and we knew it wouldn't be long before we would be lighting the candles and passing the pieces around to all of the lucky crowd now 3 deep around the table!  The cards were read and passed around and the little sparkly packages contents each revealed to be shiny baubles which the birthday girl slipped on immediately!  The boyz were whisking each of the girls out to the small area just in front of the live entertainment for a few steps on the dance floor while we could all still do so without falling!  Champagne was being delivered to help wash the yummy morsels of pastey down and toast "The Other Beotch"!  As we both could tell that boredom with the scene was setting in, we grabbed our designer handbags and the birthday loot, blew a kiss or two to the crowd and made our way out to the Valet to collect our cars with a line of lusty boyz in tow.  We gave them our "B" phone numbers (fake of course) and disappeared into the night confident that our presence was emblazoned in their memories forever!  Until next time :-)